...and whatnot

"These pictures are also Britney at Millennium Dance Studio. Lets see … smoking? Check. Shirt..."

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:57:37 -0500

“These pictures are also Britney at Millennium Dance Studio. Lets see … smoking? Check. Shirt on backwards? Yes. Shirt inside out? Why not. No bra? You know it! Whorey torn fishnets? Indubitably! Every single one of those parents should be arrested immediately. And then shot into space.”

- BRITNEY LOVES KIDS, CIGARETTES - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Gals make passes at guys who wash glasses - Behavior- msnbc.com

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:45:36 -0500

Gals make passes at guys who wash glasses - Behavior- msnbc.com:

That’s hot

'YOUR MOM' NOT AMONG SAG AWARD WINNERS - FilmDrunk.com

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:51:58 -0500

'YOUR MOM' NOT AMONG SAG AWARD WINNERS - FilmDrunk.com:

More like the F.A.G. Awards

"I just love his name in bold. Roger Clemens. It’s like he’s been indicted by my 10th..."

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:23:12 -0500

“I just love his name in bold. Roger Clemens. It’s like he’s been indicted by my 10th grade report about space.”

- The Dugout: Just Say Yo - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

4 IN A LINE, MOTHA FUCKA! - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:35:59 -0500

4 IN A LINE, MOTHA FUCKA! - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"If you’re wondering, the high in Malibu yesterday was 63, so that’s why Britney is..."

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:21:14 -0500

“If you’re wondering, the high in Malibu yesterday was 63, so that’s why Britney is bundled up like Han Solo at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back. I’ve heard that once it gets down to 60, you can literally die. You’ll go out to your mailbox and never come back. A search and rescue team will find you days later with icicles hanging off your nose, and your dog going to the bathroom, his stream of urine completely frozen, a solid arc of yellow ice hanging in mid air.”

- Welcome - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"I suppose there’s a chance this kid won’t be a pox on humanity just like the rest of his..."

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:30:35 -0500

“I suppose there’s a chance this kid won’t be a pox on humanity just like the rest of his family, but being born to these idiots is like a normal kid being born without a foot. Sure, it might end up just like everyone else, but it’s starting way way behind and it has a lot to overcome. This kid would have a better chance being raised by pedophiles. Or a big mean dog.”

- Welcome - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"ClevlenIndians: tryin’ to beat “the metal” on expert, getting upset that your..."

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:50:12 -0500

“ClevlenIndians: tryin’ to beat “the metal” on expert, getting upset that your pinky doesn’t move in 35 directions at once, throwing the guitar-shaped controller at your television at 104 mph”

- The Dugout: 100% Mississippi Queen, First Try - FanHouse - AOL Sports Blog

"And it’s too late for me to tell you that you can’t listen to these songs, because you already love..."

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:37:55 -0500

“And it’s too late for me to tell you that you can’t listen to these songs, because you already love them, have played them so many times that the actual tape in the cassette has almost worn through, it’s just I’m tired of having to ask you to turn The Jesus down because I can’t hear the theme song to “The Hills.””

- dooce

"Kevin should just send over a pumpkin glued to some shoes one day and tell Britney she’s won,..."

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:40:53 -0400

“Kevin should just send over a pumpkin glued to some shoes one day and tell Britney she’s won, take the kids. She’ll only figure it out when one day the housekeeper makes pumpkin pies, and Britney will bring the empty pie trays to the cops, saying she wants to press charges against the housekeeper for making the kids so delicious.”

- Welcome - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"Giraffes. I know that sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you..."

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 19:24:01 -0400

“Giraffes. I know that sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you could own a giraffe and if so, how much would a giraffe cost?”

- Kellie Pickler, when asked “What have you been Googling?”

"I hear the Cubs still haven’t won the World Series. Let that be a lesson to everyone: That’s what..."

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:53:58 -0400

“I hear the Cubs still haven’t won the World Series. Let that be a lesson to everyone: That’s what you get for making love to a goat in center field.”

- Creed Thoughts: Creed Thoughts
(that’s for you, Xenos ;)

"Britney Spears must have a bladder like a shaken up puppy because she stops at every fast food place..."

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:31:57 -0400

“Britney Spears must have a bladder like a shaken up puppy because she stops at every fast food place on PCH and uses the bathroom. And yesterday, like most of us, she invited the paparazzi in there with her. There are different theories concerning why she did this. The first 18 are that she’s a fucking retard. The next 11 are also that she’s a fucking retard, but prefaced by “OMG LOL”. Theories 30 - 46 are that she’s retarded and also drunk, while theories 47 - 92 are that she’s a fucking retard, but “retarded” is spelled “we-todd-it”, thus amplifying her retardedyness.”

- Welcome - What Would Tyler Durden Do

BBC NEWS | Americas | Ice loss opens Northwest Passage

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:21:45 -0400

BBC NEWS | Americas | Ice loss opens Northwest Passage

Manuel Antonio (via draco.s_zebra) Add me into this picture (in...

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:11:07 -0400

Manuel Antonio (via draco.s_zebra)

Add me into this picture (in the shade, of course ;) in just about 2 months. Whoo hoo.

"I’ve always said that since Monty Python and the first few years of SNL, there hasn’t..."

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 15:09:01 -0400

“I’ve always said that since Monty Python and the first few years of SNL, there hasn’t been nearly enough historical comedy. Plenty of things that happened back in the day are just inherently funny. Like when your doctor and your barber were the same person, or that comically inept douchebag Rutherford B. Hayes.”

- Welcome - FilmDrunk.com

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Neanderthal climate link debated

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:58:12 -0400

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Neanderthal climate link debated

"At the MTV VMAs, Shia LeBeouf announced that the title for the new Indiana Jones movie will be..."

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:44:53 -0400

“At the MTV VMAs, Shia LeBeouf announced that the title for the new Indiana Jones movie will be Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which narrowly beat out Shia LeBeouf and the Facial Hair of a 6th-Grade Mexican.”

- Welcome - FilmDrunk.com

"pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rut-roh did somebody just type 111MEGADETH"

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:29:24 -0400

“pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: rut-roh did somebody just type 111MEGADETH”

- The Dugout :: MLB Official Chatroom AIM Log

"pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: he ghost dads the WHIP"

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:07:00 -0400

“pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: he ghost dads the WHIP”

- The Dugout :: MLB Official Chatroom AIM Log