If you’re wondering, the high in Malibu yesterday was 63, so that’s why Britney is bundled up like Han Solo at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back. I’ve heard that once it gets down to 60, you can literally die. You’ll go out to your mailbox and never come back. A search and rescue team will find you days later with icicles hanging off your nose, and your dog going to the bathroom, his stream of urine completely frozen, a solid arc of yellow ice hanging in mid air.
December 21, 2007