“ These pictures are also Britney at Millennium Dance Studio. Lets see … smoking? Check. Shirt on backwards? Yes. Shirt inside out? Why not. No bra? You know it! Whorey torn fishnets? Indubitably! Every single one of those parents should be arrested immediately. And then shot into space.
February 13, 2008
January 28, 2008
January 10, 2008
“ I just love his name in bold. Roger Clemens. It’s like he’s been indicted by my 10th grade report about space.
January 3, 2008
December 21, 2007
“ If you’re wondering, the high in Malibu yesterday was 63, so that’s why Britney is bundled up like Han Solo at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back. I’ve heard that once it gets down to 60, you can literally die. You’ll go out to your mailbox and never come back. A search and rescue team will find you days later with icicles hanging off your nose, and your dog going to the bathroom, his stream of urine completely frozen, a solid arc of yellow ice hanging in mid air.
December 19, 2007
“ I suppose there’s a chance this kid won’t be a pox on humanity just like the rest of his family, but being born to these idiots is like a normal kid being born without a foot. Sure, it might end up just like everyone else, but it’s starting way way behind and it has a lot to overcome. This kid would have a better chance being raised by pedophiles. Or a big mean dog.
November 9, 2007
“ ClevlenIndians: tryin’ to beat “the metal” on expert, getting upset that your pinky doesn’t move in 35 directions at once, throwing the guitar-shaped controller at your television at 104 mph
November 6, 2007
“ And it’s too late for me to tell you that you can’t listen to these songs, because you already love them, have played them so many times that the actual tape in the cassette has almost worn through, it’s just I’m tired of having to ask you to turn The Jesus down because I can’t hear the theme song to “The Hills.
October 9, 2007
“ Kevin should just send over a pumpkin glued to some shoes one day and tell Britney she’s won, take the kids. She’ll only figure it out when one day the housekeeper makes pumpkin pies, and Britney will bring the empty pie trays to the cops, saying she wants to press charges against the housekeeper for making the kids so delicious.
